Cyberbilly
My wife says I know how to push all her buttons, but I have yet to find the Mute button.
Cyberbilly
Wouldn't it be cool if breast implants came with squeaky toys in them?
I don't believe in beating my children. I send them to school with Justin Beiber t-shirts on and let the other kids do it for me.
Remind me never to go swimming with Phil Collins.
Exams need lifelines, 50/50, and phone a friend
Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single. Just let that sink in...
I can understand Braille, i just can't speak it.