“Underwear Bomber” sounds like a cocktail made with prune juice.
So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie.
Are Sumo wrestlers athletes? Asking for my "Athletic Body" type selection on my internet dating profile page.
My house isn't messy. It's custom designed by a toddler.
My favorite part of the Spice Girls are the Spice racks.
So I won a contest. The prize was a year supply of calenders.
I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist keeps messing up the words.