If I talk dirty to my laundry, will it do itself?
Do you think woodpeckers get headaches?
When I start to get down I think, "Hey I have the same amount of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong." And that's what gets me through.
Kelly Hyam
A load of books just fell on my head, I've only got my shelf to blame
Kelly Hyam
I have just finished my research on the effect alcohol has on physical movement, the results were staggering.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
If someone's Facebook picture is a car, should I assume that they are a transformer?