Michael Mendoza
R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
I'm fine with the Heritage for the Blind asking for donations, but I really have to question why they would ask people to donate cars to them.
I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process.
Need an ark? I Noah guy
It must be really hard to judge wet t-shirt contests. I saw one recently, and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
Taking into account that Iron Man and Batman's super powers are being super rich and smart makes me really disappointed with Bill Gates.
The bra section is the only place you fail if you get an A.