Next time you think you're not cool enough, think about how "cool" grandmas are gonna look with "tramp stamps" down the road.
As your kids get older, their birthday parties become less fun, because you have to start inviting THEIR friends.
A plastic surgeon gets paid way more than a tire mechanic even though they both get paid to fix flats.
Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don't want to keep in touch with.
Shouldn't old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?
How did Ariel learn how to walk so fast? Takes most people like a year to learn.
How the hell was Cinderella the only woman with that shoe size in the entire kingdom?