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Cyberbilly
I once had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.
There are two rules for success.... 1) Never reveal everything you know. 2)
Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing aids!
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thejew0001
When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.15 per min...
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines!
Please take off my shirt, whispered my girlfriend... now take off my skirt... remove my bra... and take off my panties... And then she asked me never to wear her clothes again... Rude huh!
Any woman who wants to be equal to a man lacks ambition
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