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#2662
Wish me luck. I'm about to tell this highway it's adopted.
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#2663
Asteroids are nature's way of asking "how's that space program coming along?"
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#2664
Cyberbilly
Why is it that in a movie, the good guy take take on three bad guys and a pounding without batting an eye, but in the next scene he will wince when the woman tries to dress his wounds?
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#2665
Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I’m really disappointed with Bill Gates.
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#2666
Never hit on someone you're going to see on a regular basis, this would include co-workers, roommates, and 2nd cousins...
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#2667
Michael Mendoza
There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them.
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#2668
There are no weather conditions where simultaneously wearing shorts and Uggs is acceptable or appropriate.
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