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Wish me luck. I'm about to tell this highway it's adopted.
Asteroids are nature's way of asking "how's that space program coming along?"
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Cyberbilly
Why is it that in a movie, the good guy take take on three bad guys and a pounding without batting an eye, but in the next scene he will wince when the woman tries to dress his wounds?
Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I’m really disappointed with Bill Gates.
Never hit on someone you're going to see on a regular basis, this would include co-workers, roommates, and 2nd cousins...
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Michael Mendoza
There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them.
There are no weather conditions where simultaneously wearing shorts and Uggs is acceptable or appropriate.
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