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You cannot fix anything by worrying and knowing this concerns me.
It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs.
Ends will never meet while you're sitting on yours.
I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.
Dear Congress: Just turn off the lights, lock the doors and remain quiet... just like our schools have been doing the last decade
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person who looks good, refuses to delete it.
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