Cyberbilly
If Hooters delivered, would they be called Knockers?
Cyberbilly
I'm a huge fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.
Cyberbilly
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you'll always be paying way too much out of pocket.
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels
I feel lazier than the guy who designed the Japanese flag
It's strange how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky
If you are physically bullied, the best thing to say is "no, no, no don't do that. You'll give me an erection"