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Whatever you do, always give 100%... unless you're donating blood
I can have any woman I please. So far, I haven't pleased any of them
"It's been a business doing pleasure with you." - a prostitute
If "sleeping together" means you had sex, does "taking a nap together" mean it was just a quickie?
Chain link fence gates will one day have their revenge on speeding 80's getaway cars
Do magazines really have to add "Alive" to "Sexiest Woman" or am I just grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?
Whether I have good dreams or bad dreams, waking up is always worse
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