I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more than any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in English class, all you get is a red mark. Mess up on the internet, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Gardening is awesome because it is one of the only ways a normal person can be persuaded into buying actual bags of poop.
Does it disturb anyone else that "The Los Angeles Angels" baseball team translates directly to "The The Angels Angels"?
The total confusion exhibited at four-way stops makes me wonder how much longer humans will be at the top of the food chain.
I need to take a new profile picture but I'm nowhere near a bathroom mirror.
Help control the pet population, eat at a Chinese restaurant.
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape