Travis Lindsay
If I was any hungrier right now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me.
If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly
I hate waiting in lines. Just hurry up and pick a suspect already...
Don't try this at home. If you're homeless, go for it!
Not only am I the master of suspense, but I
I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There so stupid
Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun, than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.