Michael Mendoza
I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.
I'm 16 and a virgin, where's my show?
I just don't get you people who prefer the cold over the heat. The best times of my life are spent being hot, sweaty, and naked. Not cold, shivering, and bundled up.
Roses are read Violets aren't blue The original poem was incorrect So I fixed it for you
Apparently, zoo keepers don't appreciate it when you try to feed marbles to the hippos!
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
Its funny how head and shoulders becomes head, shoulders, knees and toes, when I run out of body wash.