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#2528
My boss told me, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!
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#2529
Need an ark? I noah guy.
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#2530
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
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#2531
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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#2532
Every rule has an exception, especially this one.
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#2533
If they made a movie about Morgan Freeman, who would narrate it?
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#2534
I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?
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