Why is hair darker when wet if water is clear?
Bored? Send "I hid the body. What's next boss" to a random number.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?
A homeless man is just a hardcore camper.
Two older men robbed a drug store and stole a year supply of viagra. The cops are looking for some hardened criminals.
Tony Benages
I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding