Dating your ex again is like buy your clothes back from GoodWill...There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place .
Do you suppose deaf people go completely bananas when they are trying to read lips and someone is chewing gum?
I'm CDO, it's like OCD but it's in the right order like it should be
A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, then when I get tired, I put the mirror down.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.
You can't be late until you show up