On the internet, you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.
Each day is like a gift. A gift from someone who doesn't know your size and doesn't bother to include the receipt.
The last time she got 100% on a test it involved peeing on a stick.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans.
Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a a lot of problems