When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Michael Mendoza
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with alcohol than Kay.
Let's take a moment to thank God for not having spiders fly!
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary...that's what gets you.
My friend was complaining that my car doesn't have enough get up and go. I said, no, but it has plenty of get out and push!
I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire...