Dave Asten
Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
Dave Asten
You’re only young once. If you act like an idiot after that, you’re gonna need a new excuse.
I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
We have so much in common. You want to travel, and I want you to go.
Cyberbilly
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."
I am starting to consider "natural beauty", anything taken without instagram.
Cyberbilly
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.