A: People. Q: What stops you from being a people person?
If you love something set it free, if you hate something set it on fire.
When one person is obsessed with another it's called stalking. When two people are obsessed with each other it's called love.
The moment for calm and rational discussion has passed. Now is the time for senseless bickering.
A pessimist is merely someone who recognizes that every silver lining is attached to a cloud.
What if aliens only abduct crazy people, because nobody will ever believe them?
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.