I miss my ex a lot... but my aim is getting better.
Facebook went public, because even they couldn't figure out the Privacy Settings.
DiGiorno should start delivering, just to screw with people.
Dave Asten
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Rihanna should marry Lebron: He doesn't beat anything.
"Thats What." -She
I replied to your event invites with "maybe" because there wasn't a box for "I haven't seen you since high school, leave me alone."