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If corn oil is made from corn...what is baby oil made from?
If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?
I opened up a bottle of coke and it said, "Sorry, you didn't win". I didn't even know I was playing, yet I was still disappointed.
If some one had really invented a time machine in the future, we'd know by now..
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
If life is supposed to flash in front of your eyes before you die, will Roger Ebert just see a bunch of movie clips?
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?
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