Snakes are just tails with faces.
A video of humans having sex is pornography. A video of animals having sex is a documentary.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Dear Curiosity, Just put the gun down and let's talk this out. Sincerely, The Cat.
Mummies are just gift wrapped zombies.
I tried to share a meal with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to get lost and buy my own.
Uranus is a gas planet.