Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business.
So the Titanic was done in 3D recently... do you think they will actually see the iceberg this time?
An omelet made terribly, is, at its worst, very good scrambled eggs.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
Wife: My gynocolagist says I can't have sex for two weeks. Husband: What did your dentist say?
Sometimes I wonder what I would do for a Klondike bar
I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it.