Midwife - People helping people get people out of people.
I really need to stop saying, "how stupid can you be?" People are taking it as a challenge..
Lord Voldemort's nose was longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
If you ever google "Gary Oldman" for Pete's sake don't forget the "R"
I've been trying to throw away this trash can for the past 2 months & the garbage men just keep leaving it on the sidewalk.
No one is as disturbed as they should be by the fact that the prince in Snow White had to kiss a corpse in the middle of the woods surrounded by seven midgets.
If it isn't on the first page of Google search results, it doesn't exist.