You say my friends are immature, I say my friends are fun people.
When your pants are on fire the fact that you're lying suddenly becomes much less important.
I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during "If I could turn back time" does she think about killing Hitler.
Any guy can seem cool on a motorcycle. If you really want to know what kind of man you've got, watch him walk through a spider web.
If good things come to those who wait isn't procrastination a virtue?
Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid.
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.