Lebron James dislocated his ring finger. It's not like he was using it anyways...
Adam didn't take any crap from Eve. He wore the plants in that relationship
When I die, I want to be buried with some random animal bone just to confuse future archaeologists.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet.
My mom texted me "What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?" I answered: "I dont know, love you, talk to you later." Mom: "Ok, I'll ask your sisters"
If you ever laugh so hard that your ass actually comes off, stuff probably stops being funny really quickly.
An economist is just someone who's job is to make a weatherman look accurate.