Hypochondria, the only affliction hypochondriacs don’t think they have.
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public?
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted
Live today like it's your last! (but use a condom just in case it isn't)
My girlfriend used to date a clown before we dated. So I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again.