I Don't Have a Bad Handwriting. I have my own Font.
I feel like prostitutes are the only people who should use the phrase "bang for your buck"
Teaching old people computer stuff is like trying to nail jello to the wall.
Where do baby storks come from?
Dear clever comeback, could you come BEFORE the argument is over.
I bet if we made congress use 1ply toilet paper until our economy was fixed, they would have it corrected by tomorrow.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.