I bought the required textbook for class, but that was only after I found out the final exam was open book.
I decorated my bedroom to look like a classroom so I can fall asleep faster
You graduated from the "streets"? That must look wonderful on a job application.
I don't have any "driving the speed limit" music.
I miss when the most stressful thing about my day was Gargamel.
I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Remember when we were kids and we were in such a rush to grow up and become adults? Boy, was that stupid.