I'm not sure if I'm more of a dog-person or a cat person. But I do know I'm definitely not a people-person.
Dirty pop songs are only acceptable in the car because the teenagers think the parents are to old to get the lyrics and the parents think the kids are too young to understand.
If one human year equals seven dog years, shouldn't we be singing happy birthday to them every 52 days?
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes jobs. He still ends up with the same boss.
They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STDs
The best person for a job is generally the one that understands it enough to not want it.
Anger is a valuable tool. Little has done more to change this world for the better than someone who is pissed off at the way things are.