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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in
The only source of knowledge is experience. - Albert Einstein
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake. It's a choice.
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
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