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#87
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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#123
The only source of knowledge is experience. - Albert Einstein
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#196
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in
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#156
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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#506
You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake. It's a choice.
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#256
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them
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#216
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
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