If you order bubble wrap online, what is it surrounded in when it arrives?
Adele might set fire to rain... but SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.
Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm. In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop.
If the tooth fairy isn't real, what the hell did my mom do with all my teeth?
I haven't been this surprised that a quarterback got released since the cops let Ben Roethlisberger go.
Don't get jealous if you see your Ex with someone else. Our parents always told us to give our used toys to the less fortunate
Why don't moonbounces for adults exist?