Now that the government covers the cost of contraceptives, I wonder if they'll foot the bill for dinner and a movie too.
If we really wanted to slow down Iran's nuclear scientists we'd introduce them to Angry Birds.
George Washington could not tell a lie, and thus would be an abject failure in politics today.
People say I'm crazy, I feel like I'm just a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios.
I just read a list of '100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships do.
Google changes privacy act: Unless I'm searching for duct tape, rope and a bottle of Clorox. I don't have much of anything to worry about.