TIP: If you only vacuum the living room, your guests just assume you vacuumed the whole house.
I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how did I end up on the catch and release list?
If you ask me, "sliced bread" is a pretty low bar for greatness.
Referring to women as "bitches" is definitely one of Jay-Z's 99 problems.
Now that I'm older, I'd kill to be grounded to my room for a week.
Dear radio stations, instead of 40 minutes of commercial free music, how about 5 minutes of good music?
Facebook: where English goes to die.