Ladies , if u have a mustache … u should have no sort of lip ring , tongue ring , or any kinda accessory that causes attention.
Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Why are kids obese? Maybe because burgers are $.99 & salads are $4.99.
Having survived 3 apocalypses, I’m going into this one with a pretty positive attitude.
Returning to work after a happy vacation is a great way to remember how to hate people.
Coconuts were used as bra's and to reproduce the sound of horse hoofs for years before scientists discovered they were edible.