What doesn't kill you makes you smaller. -Mario
People who say “I can’t complain” simply aren’t trying hard enough.
Headbanging is even more fun when it's someone else's.
My therapist keeps recommending other therapists.
Somebody told me to "put my money where my mouth is". That sounds like a great way to catch a virus.
With the advent of Twitter and Facebook, we have entered the Too-Much-Information Age.
I imagine when Newt Gingrich goes to the hair salon, he shows the stylist a photo of a Lego person and says, "Can you give me this?"