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You know how some mornings you wake up and you're well-rested, feel good and kinda looking forward to going to work? Me neither.
When I was a kid, my father convinced me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out....Well played Dad, well played.
Olive Garden says "When you're here, you're family." What a load of bull. Not one waiter has came up to me, drunk, saying I'll never amount to anything.
Work through lunch? I don't even work through work.
100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.
In hindsight, Carnival cruise lines probably regrets not doing a background check on Captain Morgan.
Kodak Film company files for bankruptcy. More details to comes as the story develops.
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