The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
Evidently, my admirers are all secret.
Whenever someone tells me I'm stupid I tell them it's pronounced "stupendous".
Why do all my Prince Charming's turn into Prince Charmins?
I hate people that ask questions even though they already know the answer.. Teachers are the worst.
I am still wondering, when exactly do I become an adult?
The number of times you've found a hair in your food is not nearly as scary as the number of times you haven't.