Spanish class taught me just enough to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had.
'I live life on the edge.' - Humpty Dumpty
Stop Sopa or all tweets will go █████████ but ██████████ ████████████ with ██████ █████ or ███████ ███████ & ███████ for ███████
My alarm clock probably thinks I have anger-management issues.
The older the Facebook post, the creepier your "like" becomes.
I'm sorry ma'am, but we can't file a missing persons report until Waldo's been gone for 48 hours.
I can't wait for the day when I can say, "Remember Facebook?