Would it be considered ironic that "camo" print actually makes rednecks stand out in society?
A critic is a legless man who teaches other people to run.
Has anyone ever noticed that drive through ATMs have Braille on all the buttons? Who's idea was it that blind people would be driving, let alone be capable of finding the bank?
Buy a chameleon. Put it on a mirror. See what color it turns.
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.'