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If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacists.
Don't under estimate me... unless you're trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
Saying "your mom" is like the easiest joke...but then again..so is your mom.
Congrats to Lebron James for getting engaged. His fiance now leads the family with 1 ring.
For some people, the cup is always half full. Like Lance Armstrong, for example.
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. (I stayed in and watched TV then too)