The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money
I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone.
Totally hoping the Mayans pull through on this 2012 calendar thing so I don't have to have to explain tampons to my 3 daughters.
Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise.
It's hard to show dominance over your cat as he watches you clean his litter box.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
What the heck are we doing?! We're adults. We have the ability to eat pizza for EVERY MEAL!