My retirement plan is more of a 401LOLJk
When my kid announces that she used the potty, everyone’s so proud. I seem to get the completely opposite reaction.
I just started to finally remember to write 2011, and now I have to start writing 2012.
I remember when movies had plots and video games didn't.
They're eating scorpions on Fear Factor. If they pass this round it's onto my mom's fruit cake.
Don't think of it as a flu shot. Think of it as installing virus protection software.
Is it too soon to give up on my New Year's Resolution?