I should write down my grandmother's recipes the second she gives them... I'm getting sick of pulling out the ouija board.
Put my granddaughter on Santa's lap and said, "All she wants for Christmas is a clean diaper. Can you make that happen, St. Nick?"
Never understood why guys would ask for tools. “What do you want for Christmas?” “Chores.”
If Penn State offers you a "Full Ride", you had better read the details first.
Gold, frankincense and myrrh are Christmas gifts from men who clearly have no idea how to shop for a young boy.
Dear Math, I'm not a therapist, so solve your own problems.
Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.