It's official, the war in Iraq is over. Kind of reminds me of the show LOST. It ended, but no one knows what the hell it was all about.
What separates me from many convicted criminals is quite likely caffeine.
You know who's the WORST name-dropper? My good friend Will Smith.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet with it.
I'm very tolerant towards lactose intolerance. It's the only intolerance I tolerate.
If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff.
How quickly my dad wants to leave the restaurant is a good indicator as to how poorly he just tipped the waitress.