I see 'LOL' all over the Internet but I never see anyone in hysterics at their computer
Dave Asten
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
I wish more things in my life could be blamed on auto correct.
You know you are getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
Why aren't cough drops called anti-cough drops? We don't use bacterial soap.
I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.
In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.