"It's like sending mean-spirited telegraphs to thousands of strangers." (How I explain Twitter to old people.)
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
I’m still not convinced that Spotify wasn’t originally the working title of a tampon commercial.
An avalanche happens when all hill breaks loose.
Silly phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore" call.
When you tell someone that they're extraordinary, does it mean that they're extra ordinary? Kind of like saying: You're really mediocre!
When I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they’re panicked over who’s getting cut from the team.