I've always been afraid to talk to girls. I'm hoping this is something I can conquer, particularly as my daughter is just turning 8.
Promises are a bit like babies. Fun to make but hard to deliver.
If I wake up naturally and birds are chirping outside, I love it. When I wake up because of birds chirping, I wish I had a gun.
I'd start watching the news, but I feel like I'd be lost if I didn't begin with episode 1.
If you’re in a silent treatment battle, it’s always a good idea to make sure there’s enough toilet paper before you use the bathroom.
I don't think that we should let kids listen to symphonies. There's too much Sax and Violins nowadays.
Sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been bad or good, so set your personal Facebook info to "private".