I used to date a girl who would show them so much they should have been called her "publics".
4 out of 5 Dentists Agree: That fifth dentist? Kind of a jerk.
If they ever put a DUI checkpoint at a Taco Bell drive-thru, it's safe to say we're all screwed.
Some people deserve to get eggs thrown at them. Brick shaped eggs...made of bricks
Really glad I wasn't asked to give birth to Jesus. Then he would have been born in an unStable.
I nearly invested money in the Egyptian tourism industry. Until I realized it was just a pyramid scheme!
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. - The Opportunist